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You make me nostalgic for a love that hasn’t even happened yet.
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changing themes is such a traumatic experience
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me bottoming for the first time
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i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
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The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
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how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago
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some flowers just arrived for my sister but my mom thought they were for me.
and so she asked if they were from henry and of course i asked what the hell she was talking about
and she was like “henry, the boy you’re always talking about.”
she meant henry david thoreau.
i quote henry david thoreau so much my mom thought henry david thoreau was my boyfriend
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